It's been a while.....

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wassalam.

Apa yang pencawang letrik buat bila boring?

mereka main lompat-lompat!!!

Sick Mind of The Criminals(Nurin Jazlin case)

From what we heard from the news, the criminal wiped clean all evidences
from the corpse,
so unlikely can the police find any DNA on it. Semen of course no, as she
wasn’t raped, just
molested with brinjals.

My cousin spoke to Nurin’s uncle, Jazlan, and below is a bit of the real
story:
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Spoke to jazlan (the photographer son of jalil kelabu) just a few minutes
ago. He told me all the details. Today the face of the girl started to look
more like nurin. Two days ago the parents could not really recognize and
was in denial. Today at the burial, she started to look very much like
their lost daughter. I had tears in my eyes. Nurin is about ********’s age
and I can’t imagine how would I ever survive such a trauma. I admire the
parents for being so strong.

Her private parts (both vagina and anal) were totally destroyed and torn
outside and inside. They left a big fat brinjal inside the vagina deep
inside destroying the intestines etc. she was not fed for over 2 weeks only
water (they did not find any source of food inside her body). She cried so
much the eye lashes froze up with salt type discharge from tears. Her bones
were showing like a famine kid. Her skin was distorted. The killer must
have done so many things to the poor girl.

To shove her inside the gym bag, they broke her backbone and neck to fold
her up to fit inside the bag.

There is no describing what kind of person would do such a thing.

Al-fatihah…

Air Force Test

The object of the game is to move the red block around
Without getting hit by the blue blocks or touching the black walls.
If you can go longer than 18 seconds you are phenomenal.
It's beenSaid that the US Air Force uses this for fighter pilots.
They are Expected to go for at least 2 minutes.
Give it a try but be careful...it is addictive!!

http://members.iinet.net.au/~pontipak/redsquare.html

Just For Giggles

Restaurant Anecdotes:

I am English and drink hot tea as opposed to coffee. My husband and I visited a fast food restaurant in America, and I asked a waitress if they had any hot tea.
Me: "Do you have hot tea?"
Her: "Well, it is not very warm...but...."
Me: "No I mean do you have hot water and a tea bag?"
Her: "Yes."
Me: "So you can make me hot tea."
Her: "Well I can put a cup of iced tea in the microwave for you."
Me: "No, just give me a cup of hot water and a tea bag, and I will make my own."
Her: "Do you want ice in the cup?"

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Once when I went to McDonald's, I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets.
"We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter.
"You don't?" I replied.
"We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply.
"So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?"
"That's right."
So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets.

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I overheard the following conversation at a Friendly's restaurant:
Girl: "Boy, I'm really parched."
Boy: "Yeah, I'm full too!"

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A pizza-and-sub takeout recently opened near me. When I got the menu, I decided that I would try the hamburger sub that was listed, so I called.
Me: "I'd like to place an order for pickup."
Him: "Certainly, sir. What would you like to have?"
Me: "I'd like the hamburger sub, please."
Him: "Excuse me, the HAMburger sub?"
Me: "Yes."
Him: "I'm sorry, but we don't have HAMburger."
Me: "It's right here on the menu."
Him: "We don't have HAMburger."
This went on a few times, until finally I asked for a cheeseburger sub without the cheese. He was happy to sell me that.

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I used to work at an Arby's. In the two years I worked there, the dumbest customer by far has been one that apparently never succeeded at first grade math.

Me: "That will be $12.69, please."
Him: "Ok. Here you go."

He handed me a $10 bill. Thinking that this was just a mistake, that maybe he meant to give me a $20,
I said:
Me: "This is a $10 bill."
Him: "Yeah, I know."
Me: "The total is $12.69."
Him: "I gave you a 10. That's enough."
Me: "I need $2.69 more. The total is $12.69."
Him: (annoyed) "It's all there! I gave you a 10!"
Me: "No. I need $2.69 more."
Him: "I gave you a 10!"
Me: "I know. The total is $12.69! I need another $2.69!"

This situation kept on going for a good four or five minutes, when something really wrong happened. I just had him on the verge of giving me a $50 bill, when a manager changed the price to make it less than $10. After I told the customer that, he said:
Him: "Darn kids don't know how to do math these days."

I suppose the moral of the story is act dumb, even if you aren't, and rewards will follow.

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One day, this lady brought in an Arby-Q sandwich because she didn't like it and she wanted her money back. That would be fine if it weren't for the fact that my Arby's stopped selling those a month ago, and that the sandwich was black and moldy. It was one of the grossest things I have ever seen in my life.

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Me: "I'd like a small coffee shake and nothing else."
Clerk: "Anything else?"
Me: "Uh...a cup?"

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This happened at a local fried chicken shack.

Customer: "I'll have a half dozen chicken nuggets."
Waitress: "I'm sorry, we don't have a half dozen. You can only order six, nine, or twelve."
Customer: "Well, ok, I'll have six then."

This has happened to me with two different people now.

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I had a craving for french fries one day, so I pulled up to the drive-thru of McDonald's.

Me: "I'd like a large french fries please."
Clerk: "Would you like fries with that?"

I got sort of confused at this one and told him no. He told me to pull ahead, so I did, and then he asked me why I was sitting there.

Clerk: "I thought you didn't want fries."
Me: "No, I ordered a large french fries."
Clerk: "Ok. Do you want fries with that?"

Since saying no the last time had gotten me nothing, I figured I'd better say yes this time.
He gave me two large fries.

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I went to a McDonald's in New York. My girlfriend and I didn't know what we wanted ahead of time, but when we got there we saw a sign for a special: "2 Big Macs, 2 large fries, and 2 drinks for $7.99."

Me: "Can I have the 2 Big Macs, 2 large fries special?"
Clerk: "Excuse me?"
Me: "Can I have the special on the sign up there?" (pointing to the sign)
Clerk: "What special?"
Me: "The 2 Big Macs special."
Clerk: "That's not a special. You just order 2 Big Macs and 2 fries and 2 drinks."
Me: "Will it cost $7.99?"
Clerk: "I don't know. Let me see."

She rung up the order, and it came to around $12.

Clerk: "That is how much it costs."
Me: "Then why does the sign say $7.99?"
Clerk: "I don't know what you are talking about."
Me: "The sign up there." (pointing to the sign again)
Clerk: "Let me get the manager."

The manager came over, and I was convinced I would be eating shortly.

Manager: "Can I help you?"
Me: "I just want to order the special that it see on the sign up there."
Manager: "There is no special at this time."
Me: "Then why does the sign say there is?"
Manager: "I don't know about that, but you can order two value meals and get the same thing."
Me: "But that will cost more than $7.99."
Manager: "That's right."
Me: "But what I want is what is on the sign up there." (pointing to the sign again)

The manager read the sign out loud, very slowly.
Manager: "The sign is wrong."

Me: "Well, if you are the manager, why don't you take it down?"
Manager: (angrily) "Excuse me?"
Me: "You are the manager, and you have signs in here that are wrong. You should take them down."
Manager: "Sir, why don't you leave my store."
Me: "What?"
Manager: "Leave my store before something happens."
Me: "What is going to happen?"
Manager: "Just get out of here."

We left, walked about five blocks to the next McDonald's. I ordered the same special without a problem.

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When I was in college, a couple of my friends and I went to a small town restaurant for a bite to eat one evening. I was in the mood for a ham and cheese omelette. Looking at the menu, there was a ham omelette listed and a cheese omelette listed, but no combination. So when the waitress came for the order, I asked about the combination.

Me: "I'd like a ham AND cheese omelette, please."
Her: "I...don't know. I'll have to ask the chef."
Me: "Uh...ok."

She left and returned a minute later.

Her: "The chef says he'll have to put eggs in it to hold it together!"
Me: (blank stare) "...Well, if he HAS to put eggs in it, that'll be ok!"

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I used to work at a Subway restaurant, and I found this happening quite often:

Me: "How can I help you?"
Customer: "I'd like a Club with everything."

So I start putting cheese on the bread.

Customer: "No cheese."
Me: "Ok."

So I start putting vegetables on the bread.

Customer: "No lettuce or pickles."
Me: "Ok."
Customer: "No olives."
Me: "Everything, right?"
Customer: "Yes."
Me: "Everything?"
Customer: "Everything."
Me: "Ok."

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Whenever I go to my local Subway, I find I constantly get either ingredients on my sub I didn't ask for, or a sub missing some ingredients I did ask for. I'm not that picky, so one day when I was in a rush I asked for a 6-inch meat-lovers with everything.

Clerk: "Do you want lettuce?"
Me: "Yeah, everything please."
Clerk: "Cheese?"
Me: "Yes, just put everything on it please."
Clerk: "Pickles?"
Me: "Yes, everything, the works, please."

This went on for every ingredient, getting more annoying with each step, until we reached the salt and pepper.

Clerk: "Salt?"
Me: (wanting to get going) "No, that's ok."

Salt goes on anyway.
Clerk: "Pepper?"
Me: "Yeah."

No pepper.

Finally the sub's rung up, and I rush out of the store. Half an hour later, start eating the sub and notice there's no meat on my meat-lover sub.

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The scene is a mostly takeout sandwich shop kind of like Subway. Your order is taken at the counter, and the sandwich is made while you watch. It is difficult for an order to get messed up unless neither party is paying attention. While I admit that from time to time I mumble, and, having been raised in the South, my drawl is not understandable by some, I generally have no trouble communicating with the vast majority of people that I speak with.
So you can imagine my surprise and consternation when, one afternoon:

Me :"I'd like a plain number three, white, end piece preferred, no cheese. And BBQ chips. To go."
Clerk : (grabs a wheat roll) "Number three?"
Me : "Yeah. Plain."
Clerk : (holding a wheat roll) "What size?"
Me : "That's on white, please. Large."
Clerk : (cutting off a small piece of the wheat roll) "Ok."
Me : "Uhhh...I want that on white. End piece if you got it. And a large."
Clerk : "Oh...yeah...sorry. What size?"
Me : "Large."
Clerk : (grabbing a white roll -- with an uncut end still attached) "Ok."
Me : "End piece is preferred."

Clerk : (cutting off a small piece from the roll which is just barely long enough to qualify for a large sandwich, resulting in two pieces of the roll: a small-sized piece and a piece that is only about half as long as the small size although it is the end piece of the original whole roll) "Hmm."

Me : "That's large, please. Large."
Clerk : "Huh?"
Me : "I want a large number three."

Clerk : "Oh...yeah...sorry." (looks at the two pieces of bread on the counter in front of him, confused) "You said you wanted an end piece?"

Me : "Yeah. End piece is OK. Not required. Picky teenage daughter."

Clerk : (horizontally slices the smaller-than-small-sized piece of white roll -- the piece that has the end on it) "Ok."

Me : "Uh. Excuse me. I want a large number three."
Clerk : "I thought you wanted the end piece."
Me : "I want a large number three. Plain. The end piece is OK, but it is not required."
Clerk : (continues to make the sandwich on the less-than-small-sized end piece) "Ok."
Me : "Uh. Excuse me again. That's a large number three, please."
Clerk : "I thought you wanted the end piece."
Me : "I want a large number three, plain. Forget about the end piece, OK?"
Clerk : "What do I do with this?"
Me : "What do you do with what?"
Clerk : "What do I do with this end piece?"
Me : "Push it aside. Get a fresh roll of white bread, OK? I want a LARGE number three."
Clerk : "Oh...yeah."
Me: "Picky teenage daughter. She has to have a large, plain sandwich."

Clerk : (cuts off a large sized piece from a fresh, whole white roll) "That's a large, right?"
Me : "Yes. Large. You got it."
Clerk : "Number three?"
Me : "Yeah. Plain."
Clerk: "What kind of cheese?"
Me : "That's plain."
Clerk : "What kind of cheese do you want on it?"
Me : "I want it plain, please."
Clerk : "What is that?"
Me : "What is what?"
Clerk : "What is plain?"
Me : "I want a large number three, plain."
Clerk : "What do you mean, plain?"
Me : "Yes, plain."
Clerk : "What do you mean, plain?"
Me : "Just a number three. Plain. Absolutely plain."
Clerk : "I dunno know what you mean."
Me : "I want a large number three, absolutely plain."
Clerk : "I don't think we have that."
Me : "You can't make a plain sandwich? I order them here all the time!"
Clerk : "What do you mean, plain? We don't have plains."

Note that, at this point, the other customers at the counter are visibly amused, one even chuckling out loud. I look at them, and get "What a moron!" looks from them, so I know it's not just me. The other clerks appear curious about why a customer is raising his voice, but they still appear unaware that anything odd is going on.

Me : "I want a LARGE number THREE, absolutely PLAIN. Can you make one of those for me?"

Clerk : (visibly irritated) "I dunno. What do you mean, plain?"
Me : "PLAIN! Nothing on it!"
Clerk : "Nothing? Just the bread?"
Me : "No. Just a plain number three. Nothing on it at all. No--"
Clerk : (interrupting) "What kind of cheese?"
Me : "No cheese at all! Plain!"
Clerk : (walks away from his station and talks to the manager) "I can't do this."
Manager : "What's wrong?"
Clerk : "He won't tell me what kind of cheese he wants."
Me : "Can I speak to a manager?"
Manager: "Is there a problem?"
Me : "I'm just trying to get a sandwich made."
Clerk : "He keeps talking about some kind of airplane or something."
Manager: "Airplane? What's his order?"
Clerk : "A large number three airplane...or plane...I dunno what he wants me to do."
Manager: "What did you order?"
Me : "I'd like a number three, plain, on white, preferrably an end piece...no cheese. BBQ potato chips. To go."
Manager: "What was the problem?"
Me : "I have no idea, but it appears from what he said to you that he doesn't know what the word 'plain' means."
Manager : "Well, we'll get you taken care of."

Sick Guys that has no patriotism in his mind.

Di bawah ini adalah terjemahan lagu Negarakuku oleh NameWee yang di hantarkan ke internet.

ILoveMyCountry -
Negarakuku
Negaraku
Negarakuku
NegarakuNegarakuku
Negaraku
Negarakuku

Aku cinta negaraku,
Hanya bila ada negara,
Ada tanah air ku
Hanya bila ada tanah air ku,
Di sini aku berdiri di sini
Nyanyikan lagu ini untuk kau dengan lantangnya,
Janganlah kau takut
Walaupun aku selalu menggunakan perkataan-perkataan kesat dalam laguku
Tetapi lagu aku hanya seperti durian,
berserta duri-duri
Hanya apabila kau berani membukanya,
untuk melihat kebenaran nyata di dalam
Ia boleh berbau seperti tahi,
ataupun berbau sangat elok
Hanya bergantung kepada jenis hidung yang kau ada
Polis kami mempunyai nama lain yang dipanggil MATA
Kerana mata-mata mereka sangat tajam
Apabila tahun baru semakin hampir,
mereka seolah-olah sangat bekerja keras
Mereka akan mengeluarkan pen-pen,
tetapi mereka tidak membuka tiket kepadamu
Kerana mereka terlalu dahaga dan mereka perlu minum TEH
Dan juga kopi O, mahukan gula lebih?
Kalau ditambah lagi gula,
mereka akan tersenyum kegembiraan denganmu
Mereka akan katakan TATA
kepadamu bila kau mahu beredar
Negaraku
Tanah tumpahnya darahku
Rakyat hidupBersatu dan maju
Fenomena seumpama ini tidak perlu dipertingkatkan lagi
TIDAK perlu untuk pertingkatkan kerjasama antara polis dan rakyat
Perhubungan tidak akan berubah dengan secawan kopi
Aku sangat gemarkannya
Sekurang-kurangnya aku tidak akan dapat tiket saman bila aku balik rumah
Kalau berlaku,
bapaku mesti berang dengan aku
Aku mesti kena hamun,
tak de kereta untuk aku
Kurang asam, apa yang aku boleh buat waktu macam ni?
Macammana aku nak BERGEMBIRA tanpa kereta?
Macammana aku nak beromen tanpa kereta?
Macammana aku nak cari awek tanpa kereta?
Aku sangat cintakan negara ini
Waktu subuh pukul 5 pagi
Ada seruan azan untuk kejutkan aku
Kadangkala ada lagu sekali
Sama macam nyanyi lagu cinta
Kadang-kala suaranya diubah jadi macam gaya RnB
Walaupun kadang-kala mereka menyanyi sampai jadi sumbang
Atau kadang-kala mereka menyanyi sampai serak
Sesetengah suara mereka sama macam kokokan ayam jantan,
tetapi mereka lebih awal dari ayam jantan
Hanya dengannya, kami akan dikejutkan untuk pergi ke sekolah atau kerja
Tolong jangan salahkan kerajaan hanya ambil kisah tentang orang bumiputra
Tolong jangan salahkan kerajaan kerana tidak adil dengan kami
Ini semua tunjukkan kami orang cina tidak takut kerja keras
Ini semua hanya berikan kami cara untuk cari jalan keluar
Jangan terperanjat dengan keadilan mereka
Ini hanya tunjukkan kami adalah cemerlang
Hanya kanak-kanak kecil yang belum lagi dikotorkan tahu apa itu kemerdekaan
Kalau tidak, kau nampak beberapa orang lain masih lagi perlukan pengasuh kanak-kanak

Rahmat bahagia
Tuhan kurniakan
Raja kitaSelamat bertakhta
Rahmat bahagia
Tuhan kurniakan
Raja kita
Selamat bertakhta

Orang-orang yang di dalam kerajaan,
mereka lagilah cerdik
Apa jua kerja mereka buat,
mereka boleh buat dengan perlahan-lahan
Sedangkan orang-orang yang beratur pun akan tengking pada mereka
Mereka terus berasa selesa sepertimana yang mereka suka
Kadangkala mereka sampai bawak keluar kek mereka
Mereka makan kek nyonya mereka,
anda semua boleh terus beratur
Meskipun kalau kau benar-benar tengking mereka
Ia masih lagi ok,
kerana pengawal keselamatan tidur di sebelah dan dia tidak akan kesah tentang kau
Mereka tutup kepala mereka,
lintas jalan dengan perlahan
Kau perlu benarkan dia melintas dan berhati
Yang paling penting untuk hidup dengan gembira,
untuk hidup dengan selesa
Jangan jadi macam orang cina setiap hari sibuk dan penat gila
Kita amat disanjungi sikap sebegini
Inilah gaya hidup mereka, cara hidup mereka(sikap sikap)
Aku masih lagi cakapkan perkataan baik-baik dalam lagu ini
Aku percaya mereka yang bencikan aku mesti tengah bergembira sekarang ini
Dunia ini sangat damai,
dunia ini penuh dengan harapan
Tiada siapa yang tercedera,
semuanya berjalan dengan lancar
Kau sangat suci, kau sangat pelembut
Tahi itu bau sangat wangi,
tiada perkataan-perkataan kesat
Kau semua sangat berdarjat tinggi,
setiap hari menikmati percintaan
Mendengar GuangLiang PinGuan (penyanyi popular malaysia)
Tetapi mereka telah lari ke Taiwan
Pelajar-pelajar sekolah Cina,
selepas habis belajar
Sangat susah nak masuk ke universiti tempatan
Sebenarnya kitorang tak perlu dihasut oleh mereka
Kerana ini salah satu daripada pelan besar kerajaan
Mereka mahu kami pergi ke luar negara untuk mengejar cita-cita kami
Kemudian balik semula untuk menyumbang kepada negara
Rancangan ini memang sangat bagus sampaikan aku tak boleh nak cakap apa-apa
Di setiap pelusuk dunia sekarang ini boleh cari anak-anak Malaysia
Seolah-olah kami lari dari suatu tempat, sangat shiok (?)
Malaysia sedang mempromosikan tahun melawat Malaysia 2007
Tradisi cina dipromosikan di mana-mana
Tetapi kerajaan tidak pedulikan pun pelajar-pelajar sekolah cina
Semua sijil-sijil kami dibuangkan ke dalam longkang
Serupa macam aku, aku pergi ke Taiwan selepas habis belajar
Aku telah belajar sesuatu dan sedang bersedia untuk kembali dan membantu negaraku
Aku sekarang sedang berdiri di tepi jalan di Taipei,
bersama dengan gitarku
Tetapi di dalam hatiku aku masih lagi menyanyi

Rahmat bahagia
Tuhan kurniakan
Raja kita
Selamat bertakhta

Tolong jangan saman aku

Aku takde duit"

Ashraf Sinclair dan Bunga Citra Lestari...

Malaysian Clark kent may has found his Louis Lane.nothing much bout this lovebirds..