Friday, December 11, 2009
Menemani mu...
8 haribualan Disember, ko minta aku temankan ko pegi amik baju pengantin cousin ko. Aku set ajer, semalam 7 Dec aku invite ko untuk dinner bersama, tapi last minute ko cancel, sebab ko penat sangat. Aku agak kecewa, tapi aku paham ko penat sangat. Lots of meeting to attend, and lots of appraisal to evaluate. Its ok, aku faham. That's why bila ko ajak aku keesokan harinya, aku sangat happy, walaupun aku taktau ape reason nye. Maybe you want to make up for the last minute cancellation, or else, how would I know? So, aku berkejar balik lepas kerja, mandi dan sembur perfume satu badan. Kelakar pulak bler aku tringat balik. So we went to Taman Permata, kedai nyer kat situ. Tapi kita singgah kat umah member ko. Pak andm uols?! Tah le aku pun tak tau. Lepak jap, then after amik baju we dine at kampung baru. But ko on diet, so aku je yang makan bubur, ko yang makan lauk sayur jer. We spend lot of time borak, then kutuk masing masing. Then on the way balik, aku macam biasa la speed mesti la bawah 60km/h jer, enjoying moments. Kalu budak ofis tau mesti kaw kaw aku kena bahan.. But wut ever... Macam maam hal yang kita borak. Tapi makin aku borak dengan kau, makin aku paham tentang kau. Kau memang independent, some what nampak garang, but you are kind. Kind and bit lonely. You buried yourself with work and family, because previous experience of love taught you something bad.. If you love some one bagai nak rak, tapi penghujung nya tak jadi, you got nothing to fall back into. So sebab tu kau utamakan kerja dan famili, they are the thing that always behind you. Mamat JB tu macam mana? Aku tanya. Ko cakap ko dah meluat. Dah malas nak pikir banyak. Ko cakap ader gath kat genting 20hb nih. Aku pun naik seriau gak. Buat la dia propose ko kat atas genting tu, tak ke haru jadinya. Itu yg wat aku meremang jadinya.. Ya Allah, aku harap yang tidak terjadi ape yang aku takuti. I don't want to miss you. I don't want to lose you. But I'm afraid to love beyond what I can lose when it comes to you... Send you at ofis, then aku invite ko tengok Natrah. Just wait and see. Pagi tadi aku pi Istana Budaya, dapat juga aku bli dua tiket Ahad ni. Ko cakap ok kot Ahad ni. Malas nak high hopes, kang kecewa macam Akon hari tu.. Aku doakan kita dapat menonton bersama nanti, insyaAllah.
Sunday, November 29, 2009
Apa aktiviti hari ini?
Pegi kerja hari ni.. Tapi rasa sangat malas, buat few calls aje pastu mengarut buat kerja lain. Baca paper, browsing, dan beli air milo.
Book tiket movie, then layan Ninja Assasin ngan Wan kat One U. Dah selesai, pegi amik jeans kat Ikano, cadang nak makan meat balls kat Ikea. Penuh umat, patah balik masuk Ikano then layan kat Kluang Station. Layan jugak kat situ, tapi toast bread sengal sket huhu..
Balik rumah, on the way dengar lagu.. Wow next 24 Dec cukup la setahun aku dibuang. Luka dah sembuh, tapi parut tetap wujud, dan akan aku lihat dan rasa sampai bila-bila. Aku lalu depan rumah perempuan itu, dan kereta nya masih ada. Maybe ujung tahun ni diorang bertunang, or else terus kahwin, who knows? Aku memang menjangkakan kau masih menetap di PJ, dan telahan aku masih tepat. Kau seorang perempuan dibawah lindungan Kaabah, memang tak sepadan lansung dengan aku yang kotor dan tak ada rupa. Teman lelaki baru kau, jika dilihat memang saling padan dengan kau, dan apa yg Tuhan aturkan memang tepat. Aku memang tak mahu pikir apa apa lansung pasal kau. Aku hina. Kau SANGAT mulia, tak macam aku. Kau punya masa depan yang cerah, kau bakal jadi jutawan muda, kau cemerlang dlm perniagaan kau. Setakat cacai macam aku, memang layak kau buang.
Aku rasa syukur dengan kerja aku. Rakan pejabat dah macam ahli keluarga sendiri, dan mereka ubati perasaan kosong dalam hati aku. Umpama espada dalam bleach, berlubang di dada. Begitu lah aku rasa hati ini. Kosong, pedih, dan hampa. Apa pun, aku bersyukur adik kesayangan aku ketemu jodoh yang baik. Aku tumpang gembira dan doakan yang terbaik untukmu, dik. Moga Allah terima doa dari abangmu yang kotor dan jijik ni.
Bila aku dengar lagu Akon, So Damn Beautiful, aku sentiasa terkenang kan kau. Kau tidak lah rupawan, tapi kejujuran kau membuatkan kau amat beautiful pada mata ku. Setiap kali aku solat, aku doakan, sesuatu yang biarlah Allah yang Maha Mengetahui. Sayang kau milik orang, namun jika diberi peluang aku adalah orang yang paling gembira dalam dunia ini.
Aku tak tahu. Masih adakah peluang untukku ini?
Book tiket movie, then layan Ninja Assasin ngan Wan kat One U. Dah selesai, pegi amik jeans kat Ikano, cadang nak makan meat balls kat Ikea. Penuh umat, patah balik masuk Ikano then layan kat Kluang Station. Layan jugak kat situ, tapi toast bread sengal sket huhu..
Balik rumah, on the way dengar lagu.. Wow next 24 Dec cukup la setahun aku dibuang. Luka dah sembuh, tapi parut tetap wujud, dan akan aku lihat dan rasa sampai bila-bila. Aku lalu depan rumah perempuan itu, dan kereta nya masih ada. Maybe ujung tahun ni diorang bertunang, or else terus kahwin, who knows? Aku memang menjangkakan kau masih menetap di PJ, dan telahan aku masih tepat. Kau seorang perempuan dibawah lindungan Kaabah, memang tak sepadan lansung dengan aku yang kotor dan tak ada rupa. Teman lelaki baru kau, jika dilihat memang saling padan dengan kau, dan apa yg Tuhan aturkan memang tepat. Aku memang tak mahu pikir apa apa lansung pasal kau. Aku hina. Kau SANGAT mulia, tak macam aku. Kau punya masa depan yang cerah, kau bakal jadi jutawan muda, kau cemerlang dlm perniagaan kau. Setakat cacai macam aku, memang layak kau buang.
Aku rasa syukur dengan kerja aku. Rakan pejabat dah macam ahli keluarga sendiri, dan mereka ubati perasaan kosong dalam hati aku. Umpama espada dalam bleach, berlubang di dada. Begitu lah aku rasa hati ini. Kosong, pedih, dan hampa. Apa pun, aku bersyukur adik kesayangan aku ketemu jodoh yang baik. Aku tumpang gembira dan doakan yang terbaik untukmu, dik. Moga Allah terima doa dari abangmu yang kotor dan jijik ni.
Bila aku dengar lagu Akon, So Damn Beautiful, aku sentiasa terkenang kan kau. Kau tidak lah rupawan, tapi kejujuran kau membuatkan kau amat beautiful pada mata ku. Setiap kali aku solat, aku doakan, sesuatu yang biarlah Allah yang Maha Mengetahui. Sayang kau milik orang, namun jika diberi peluang aku adalah orang yang paling gembira dalam dunia ini.
Aku tak tahu. Masih adakah peluang untukku ini?
Friday, November 27, 2009
Salam Aidiladha
Aku sambut raya kat puchong ari ni.. Blackberry aku buat hal, kena tukar charger socket tue. Kena rm90 kat LowYat tadi.. Adui duit lagik. Pi ngan anak Buah boss tadi..
Kau beraya kat Melaka hari ni, then kau hala ke Kedah lak. Aku doakan perjalanan kau selamat, dan kau gembira sepanjang masa..
Kau beraya kat Melaka hari ni, then kau hala ke Kedah lak. Aku doakan perjalanan kau selamat, dan kau gembira sepanjang masa..
Kenapa padam akaun ko?
Aku baru je fb ngan ko dan kak mah pasal posting fb myvi strech.. Esok pagi aku tgk komen ko dah hilang. Misteri aku rasa. Ingat ko dah benci aku, ingatkan ko dah padam aku dari senarai frends kat fb. Aku biar je sehari dua.. Tengok tengok memang takde pun. Rupanya ko dah padam akaun ko. Bler aku sms ko cakap ko padam sebab fb makan masa ko. Well, aku rasa aku tak setuju. Sebab aku pun kaki fb, tapi aku tak main game, tak gila macam macam game. Just update status, komen kengkawan, that's all. Social networking macam ni penting, all kawan kita dapat tau what you feel, what you do, so aku rasa ko tak perlu la sampai nak delete akaun. Sayang tu. Gambor pun tak payah la upload bebanyak sangat.. Maybe aku akan nasihatkan ko semula.
Aku sms, aku tanya sepatah, ko jawap sepatah. Then aku throw in some jokes, you laugh. Aku feels good. Aku suka lihat kau gembira. Dan aku nak kau gembira sepanjang masa.. Aku mahukan begitu. Adakah peluang itu? Aku mohon pada-Nya tiap hari dan waktu.
Kau akan pulang ke Melaka hari ni, esok akan beraya ke Kedah. Aku doakan kau selamat pergi dan pulang. Dan aku yakin kau akan gembira di sisi keluarga kau. Selamat Hari Raya Korban.
Aku rindukan senyuman mu, biar pun mungkin senyuman itu takkan jadi milikku.....
Aku sms, aku tanya sepatah, ko jawap sepatah. Then aku throw in some jokes, you laugh. Aku feels good. Aku suka lihat kau gembira. Dan aku nak kau gembira sepanjang masa.. Aku mahukan begitu. Adakah peluang itu? Aku mohon pada-Nya tiap hari dan waktu.
Kau akan pulang ke Melaka hari ni, esok akan beraya ke Kedah. Aku doakan kau selamat pergi dan pulang. Dan aku yakin kau akan gembira di sisi keluarga kau. Selamat Hari Raya Korban.
Aku rindukan senyuman mu, biar pun mungkin senyuman itu takkan jadi milikku.....
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
(Your) Dukethon
You post in your FB you got 75th place in Dukethon.. Pretty impressive, and I'm proud of that.. Maybe I'll consider to join next -thon with you haha..
Sunday, November 22, 2009
Waha!!!!
Semalam pegi kerja jap, pastu pi One Utama window shopping.. Cadangan asal ialah window shopping, tapi kasi swipe jugak la untuk dua helai baju t-shirt haha. Jalan punya jalan masuk Royal Sporting House, nampak la satu kasut... The Adidas Goodyear edition... Dah lama aku cari, dan yang aku jumpa sume nyer kaler white ngan either stripe red or green. Saiz jer takde. Yang aku jumpa ni uniquely kaler hitam with white stripes.. Now I feel like a black stig already haha!! Probably kena cari black jacket and black full face helmet. Then probably new fat black stig will appears haha!!!
Kemudian aku ngan Wan head to Ikea, ada kedai alter jeans, aku bagi levi's aku untuk kecikkan sket kaki dia. Awek pembantu kedai tu sikit punya nakal, leh dia kenakan aku masa nak bayar deposit, cet !! Inside Ikea, jumpe la meja komputer kecik, rm55 je, kasi angkat terus la. Dah bosan pakai meja meniaga kat bilik ni haha.. Wan amik satu drawer, then settle payment trus head balik..
Later kat umah, siap pasang meja tu, on laptop dan berjaya wifi free, aku pun online. After update status kat FB, ko pun mencelah, macam biasa.. Aku pun suka gak. Layan ko macam biasa. Then aku sms ko, ko pun reply macam biasa, macam as friend. Adui nak wat macam mana? Nak bagi signal pun ko tak paham. Takpe la, just wait. Anyway hari ni ko nak marathon yea, dukeathon. Aku doakan dan harap ko enjoy the run :)
Kemudian aku ngan Wan head to Ikea, ada kedai alter jeans, aku bagi levi's aku untuk kecikkan sket kaki dia. Awek pembantu kedai tu sikit punya nakal, leh dia kenakan aku masa nak bayar deposit, cet !! Inside Ikea, jumpe la meja komputer kecik, rm55 je, kasi angkat terus la. Dah bosan pakai meja meniaga kat bilik ni haha.. Wan amik satu drawer, then settle payment trus head balik..
Later kat umah, siap pasang meja tu, on laptop dan berjaya wifi free, aku pun online. After update status kat FB, ko pun mencelah, macam biasa.. Aku pun suka gak. Layan ko macam biasa. Then aku sms ko, ko pun reply macam biasa, macam as friend. Adui nak wat macam mana? Nak bagi signal pun ko tak paham. Takpe la, just wait. Anyway hari ni ko nak marathon yea, dukeathon. Aku doakan dan harap ko enjoy the run :)
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Satu hari yang indah... Entah?!
Semalam satu hari hujan. Baju yang dijemur pun tak kering, dalam ofis pun macam kat kutub antartik, gila beku... Akaun pun banyak, pretty busy as well. Then after kerja budak budak pompuan ajak join diorang pegi klinik then join dinner sekali. Aku pun pegi jer la. Then after that diorang ajak dinner kat ayam penyet sunway tu. Ahh follow jer la sian aku tengok muka anak anak aku yang demam tu. Orang demam kena la bagi happy sket baru la cepat kebah kan? So then we have our dinner there. Sang Wira share ngan Didot satu set, Kak Mah makan sampai takleh abis satu set pun (ape kena ngan ko Kak Mah ei??) Yuli pulak still on diet, tak makan nasi tapi order lauk ngan soto... On the way back elok je aku nak parking, panggilan telefon dari dia. Yeap, dia yang aku minati dari dulu, dan sampai skarang dia tak sedar dan hanya treat aku sebagai kawan. What you expect, kan? Kitorang kenal dari form 1 berhingus sampai la besar panjang form 5. Well, yang tu aku story lain kali, coz entry ni pasal ape yang di story kan masa ko call aku. So ko teringin nak makan kat murni, mintak tolong aku bawa ke sana. No problem, princess. Aku sentiasa sedia untukmu. Tapi kau mengadu padaku. Ko ceritakan pada aku tentang BF ko. How he always ngelak bila ko tanya bab kahwin, how sometimes he act unmatured towards ko. Its something yang jika ku diberi peluang, takkan aku lakukan pada kau. Tahukah kau tiap kali aku sujud pada-Nya, aku pohon hati kau terbuka untuk berubah, dan hati kau terbuka untuk menerima aku. Kau bilang dia lelaki yang baik, dan kau juga sayangkan dia. Aku rasa bersalah atas doa doa aku. Adakah aku memohon melakukan keburukan dari-Mu Allah? Aku tak tahu. Engkau yang dapat menilai-Nya. Namun aku mengerti Kau lah yang Maha Mengetahui apa yang ada dalam hatiku ini, dan Kau Maha Mendengar rintihan hamba ini tiap malam ya Allah.. I lost words to say, ans this post shall ends here for a while...
Saturday, November 14, 2009
Life oh life...
Aku bersyukur dengan apa yg Tuhan kurniakan pada aku kini. Alhamdulillah kerja pun okey, ada la jugak sikit hal kat ofis tapi biasa la kerja apa yang takde masalah, kan? Friend are great, and I am very happy with that.
And yeah, aku sukakan kau. Kau adalah party going girl, tapi kau lebih jujur daripada orang lain yang aku kenali. Ko bukan hipokrit, dan kerana itu aku jatuh hati pada mu. Mungkin kau tak sedar, dan aku kena simpan saja dalam hati, maklumlah kau dah ada BF... Weekend ni kau akan makan angin ke Penang yea, so aku doakan safe journey untuk mu.
And yeah, aku sukakan kau. Kau adalah party going girl, tapi kau lebih jujur daripada orang lain yang aku kenali. Ko bukan hipokrit, dan kerana itu aku jatuh hati pada mu. Mungkin kau tak sedar, dan aku kena simpan saja dalam hati, maklumlah kau dah ada BF... Weekend ni kau akan makan angin ke Penang yea, so aku doakan safe journey untuk mu.
Monday, June 8, 2009
The demise of Kuning Kantin
My sister just text me. Pakcik tukang kebun said he found a body of a yellow cat, with bite on her neck, suspected by dog bite.He found it last week. The description of the cat matched with Kuning's description.. No wonder she never came home. Aku harap bukan Kuning kucing yang malang tu.. Tapi aku redha jika itu yg berlaku.. Air mata mengalir, walaupun ia hanya seekor kucing tapi aku akan merinduinya selalu. Sebelum ni pun Dorfi pula dah hilang berbulan lamanya dan never returns back.. Semoga Allah pertemukan aku dan semua kucing kucing aku yg telah mendahului aku di akhirat kelak. Amin ya rabbal Alamin.
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Kat rumah..
Dah 3 minggu aku lepak kt umah (muar) lepas resign kerja. Ujung tahun payah sikit nak dapat kerja, banyak company nak tutup akaun. Takpe la, mungkin ada rezeki tahun depan kot. Dok kt umah leh manja2 dgn kucing2 ku. Umah sewa tgal Boss dgn Khairol hehe takpe yg penting sewa bayar. Oklah petang ni nak bawa adik pegi jumpa dentist.Posted using my 2nd hand N70 with unlimited data plan@RM99/month.
Saturday, March 15, 2008
It's been a while.....
dah lama tul tak menulis kat sini.. tapi tak tau la kenapa..mungkin dah hilang passion untuk menjadi blogger, atau rasa takda apa yang menarik utk di tulis. tapi takpe, just give it a try, mungkin kegilaan memposting tu akan ada kembali. utk pembaca (jika ada la..) selamat membaca.. ye lah kadang2 aku tengok sesetengah blogger tu jenis syok sendiri kat blog mereka. rasa macam blog diorang tu ramai pelawat, tapi sekor pon takde tinggal kan comment.. jadi utk tidak syok sendiri maka aku andaikan hanya aku je la yang baca blog aku nih..
wassalam.
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Tuesday, September 25, 2007
Sick Mind of The Criminals(Nurin Jazlin case)
From what we heard from the news, the criminal wiped clean all evidences
from the corpse,
so unlikely can the police find any DNA on it. Semen of course no, as she
wasn’t raped, just
molested with brinjals.
My cousin spoke to Nurin’s uncle, Jazlan, and below is a bit of the real
story:
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Spoke to jazlan (the photographer son of jalil kelabu) just a few minutes
ago. He told me all the details. Today the face of the girl started to look
more like nurin. Two days ago the parents could not really recognize and
was in denial. Today at the burial, she started to look very much like
their lost daughter. I had tears in my eyes. Nurin is about ********’s age
and I can’t imagine how would I ever survive such a trauma. I admire the
parents for being so strong.
Her private parts (both vagina and anal) were totally destroyed and torn
outside and inside. They left a big fat brinjal inside the vagina deep
inside destroying the intestines etc. she was not fed for over 2 weeks only
water (they did not find any source of food inside her body). She cried so
much the eye lashes froze up with salt type discharge from tears. Her bones
were showing like a famine kid. Her skin was distorted. The killer must
have done so many things to the poor girl.
To shove her inside the gym bag, they broke her backbone and neck to fold
her up to fit inside the bag.
There is no describing what kind of person would do such a thing.
Al-fatihah…
from the corpse,
so unlikely can the police find any DNA on it. Semen of course no, as she
wasn’t raped, just
molested with brinjals.
My cousin spoke to Nurin’s uncle, Jazlan, and below is a bit of the real
story:
——————— ————————- ——————–
—————-
Spoke to jazlan (the photographer son of jalil kelabu) just a few minutes
ago. He told me all the details. Today the face of the girl started to look
more like nurin. Two days ago the parents could not really recognize and
was in denial. Today at the burial, she started to look very much like
their lost daughter. I had tears in my eyes. Nurin is about ********’s age
and I can’t imagine how would I ever survive such a trauma. I admire the
parents for being so strong.
Her private parts (both vagina and anal) were totally destroyed and torn
outside and inside. They left a big fat brinjal inside the vagina deep
inside destroying the intestines etc. she was not fed for over 2 weeks only
water (they did not find any source of food inside her body). She cried so
much the eye lashes froze up with salt type discharge from tears. Her bones
were showing like a famine kid. Her skin was distorted. The killer must
have done so many things to the poor girl.
To shove her inside the gym bag, they broke her backbone and neck to fold
her up to fit inside the bag.
There is no describing what kind of person would do such a thing.
Al-fatihah…
Tuesday, September 18, 2007
Air Force Test
The object of the game is to move the red block around
Without getting hit by the blue blocks or touching the black walls.
If you can go longer than 18 seconds you are phenomenal.
It's beenSaid that the US Air Force uses this for fighter pilots.
They are Expected to go for at least 2 minutes.
Give it a try but be careful...it is addictive!!
http://members.iinet.net.au/~pontipak/redsquare.html
Without getting hit by the blue blocks or touching the black walls.
If you can go longer than 18 seconds you are phenomenal.
It's beenSaid that the US Air Force uses this for fighter pilots.
They are Expected to go for at least 2 minutes.
Give it a try but be careful...it is addictive!!
http://members.iinet.net.au/~pontipak/redsquare.html
Tuesday, September 4, 2007
Just For Giggles
Restaurant Anecdotes:
I am English and drink hot tea as opposed to coffee. My husband and I visited a fast food restaurant in America, and I asked a waitress if they had any hot tea.
Me: "Do you have hot tea?"
Her: "Well, it is not very warm...but...."
Me: "No I mean do you have hot water and a tea bag?"
Her: "Yes."
Me: "So you can make me hot tea."
Her: "Well I can put a cup of iced tea in the microwave for you."
Me: "No, just give me a cup of hot water and a tea bag, and I will make my own."
Her: "Do you want ice in the cup?"
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Once when I went to McDonald's, I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets.
"We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter.
"You don't?" I replied.
"We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply.
"So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?"
"That's right."
So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets.
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I overheard the following conversation at a Friendly's restaurant:
Girl: "Boy, I'm really parched."
Boy: "Yeah, I'm full too!"
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A pizza-and-sub takeout recently opened near me. When I got the menu, I decided that I would try the hamburger sub that was listed, so I called.
Me: "I'd like to place an order for pickup."
Him: "Certainly, sir. What would you like to have?"
Me: "I'd like the hamburger sub, please."
Him: "Excuse me, the HAMburger sub?"
Me: "Yes."
Him: "I'm sorry, but we don't have HAMburger."
Me: "It's right here on the menu."
Him: "We don't have HAMburger."
This went on a few times, until finally I asked for a cheeseburger sub without the cheese. He was happy to sell me that.
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I used to work at an Arby's. In the two years I worked there, the dumbest customer by far has been one that apparently never succeeded at first grade math.
Me: "That will be $12.69, please."
Him: "Ok. Here you go."
He handed me a $10 bill. Thinking that this was just a mistake, that maybe he meant to give me a $20,
I said:
Me: "This is a $10 bill."
Him: "Yeah, I know."
Me: "The total is $12.69."
Him: "I gave you a 10. That's enough."
Me: "I need $2.69 more. The total is $12.69."
Him: (annoyed) "It's all there! I gave you a 10!"
Me: "No. I need $2.69 more."
Him: "I gave you a 10!"
Me: "I know. The total is $12.69! I need another $2.69!"
This situation kept on going for a good four or five minutes, when something really wrong happened. I just had him on the verge of giving me a $50 bill, when a manager changed the price to make it less than $10. After I told the customer that, he said:
Him: "Darn kids don't know how to do math these days."
I suppose the moral of the story is act dumb, even if you aren't, and rewards will follow.
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One day, this lady brought in an Arby-Q sandwich because she didn't like it and she wanted her money back. That would be fine if it weren't for the fact that my Arby's stopped selling those a month ago, and that the sandwich was black and moldy. It was one of the grossest things I have ever seen in my life.
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Me: "I'd like a small coffee shake and nothing else."
Clerk: "Anything else?"
Me: "Uh...a cup?"
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This happened at a local fried chicken shack.
Customer: "I'll have a half dozen chicken nuggets."
Waitress: "I'm sorry, we don't have a half dozen. You can only order six, nine, or twelve."
Customer: "Well, ok, I'll have six then."
This has happened to me with two different people now.
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I had a craving for french fries one day, so I pulled up to the drive-thru of McDonald's.
Me: "I'd like a large french fries please."
Clerk: "Would you like fries with that?"
I got sort of confused at this one and told him no. He told me to pull ahead, so I did, and then he asked me why I was sitting there.
Clerk: "I thought you didn't want fries."
Me: "No, I ordered a large french fries."
Clerk: "Ok. Do you want fries with that?"
Since saying no the last time had gotten me nothing, I figured I'd better say yes this time.
He gave me two large fries.
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I went to a McDonald's in New York. My girlfriend and I didn't know what we wanted ahead of time, but when we got there we saw a sign for a special: "2 Big Macs, 2 large fries, and 2 drinks for $7.99."
Me: "Can I have the 2 Big Macs, 2 large fries special?"
Clerk: "Excuse me?"
Me: "Can I have the special on the sign up there?" (pointing to the sign)
Clerk: "What special?"
Me: "The 2 Big Macs special."
Clerk: "That's not a special. You just order 2 Big Macs and 2 fries and 2 drinks."
Me: "Will it cost $7.99?"
Clerk: "I don't know. Let me see."
She rung up the order, and it came to around $12.
Clerk: "That is how much it costs."
Me: "Then why does the sign say $7.99?"
Clerk: "I don't know what you are talking about."
Me: "The sign up there." (pointing to the sign again)
Clerk: "Let me get the manager."
The manager came over, and I was convinced I would be eating shortly.
Manager: "Can I help you?"
Me: "I just want to order the special that it see on the sign up there."
Manager: "There is no special at this time."
Me: "Then why does the sign say there is?"
Manager: "I don't know about that, but you can order two value meals and get the same thing."
Me: "But that will cost more than $7.99."
Manager: "That's right."
Me: "But what I want is what is on the sign up there." (pointing to the sign again)
The manager read the sign out loud, very slowly.
Manager: "The sign is wrong."
Me: "Well, if you are the manager, why don't you take it down?"
Manager: (angrily) "Excuse me?"
Me: "You are the manager, and you have signs in here that are wrong. You should take them down."
Manager: "Sir, why don't you leave my store."
Me: "What?"
Manager: "Leave my store before something happens."
Me: "What is going to happen?"
Manager: "Just get out of here."
We left, walked about five blocks to the next McDonald's. I ordered the same special without a problem.
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When I was in college, a couple of my friends and I went to a small town restaurant for a bite to eat one evening. I was in the mood for a ham and cheese omelette. Looking at the menu, there was a ham omelette listed and a cheese omelette listed, but no combination. So when the waitress came for the order, I asked about the combination.
Me: "I'd like a ham AND cheese omelette, please."
Her: "I...don't know. I'll have to ask the chef."
Me: "Uh...ok."
She left and returned a minute later.
Her: "The chef says he'll have to put eggs in it to hold it together!"
Me: (blank stare) "...Well, if he HAS to put eggs in it, that'll be ok!"
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I used to work at a Subway restaurant, and I found this happening quite often:
Me: "How can I help you?"
Customer: "I'd like a Club with everything."
So I start putting cheese on the bread.
Customer: "No cheese."
Me: "Ok."
So I start putting vegetables on the bread.
Customer: "No lettuce or pickles."
Me: "Ok."
Customer: "No olives."
Me: "Everything, right?"
Customer: "Yes."
Me: "Everything?"
Customer: "Everything."
Me: "Ok."
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Whenever I go to my local Subway, I find I constantly get either ingredients on my sub I didn't ask for, or a sub missing some ingredients I did ask for. I'm not that picky, so one day when I was in a rush I asked for a 6-inch meat-lovers with everything.
Clerk: "Do you want lettuce?"
Me: "Yeah, everything please."
Clerk: "Cheese?"
Me: "Yes, just put everything on it please."
Clerk: "Pickles?"
Me: "Yes, everything, the works, please."
This went on for every ingredient, getting more annoying with each step, until we reached the salt and pepper.
Clerk: "Salt?"
Me: (wanting to get going) "No, that's ok."
Salt goes on anyway.
Clerk: "Pepper?"
Me: "Yeah."
No pepper.
Finally the sub's rung up, and I rush out of the store. Half an hour later, start eating the sub and notice there's no meat on my meat-lover sub.
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The scene is a mostly takeout sandwich shop kind of like Subway. Your order is taken at the counter, and the sandwich is made while you watch. It is difficult for an order to get messed up unless neither party is paying attention. While I admit that from time to time I mumble, and, having been raised in the South, my drawl is not understandable by some, I generally have no trouble communicating with the vast majority of people that I speak with.
So you can imagine my surprise and consternation when, one afternoon:
Me :"I'd like a plain number three, white, end piece preferred, no cheese. And BBQ chips. To go."
Clerk : (grabs a wheat roll) "Number three?"
Me : "Yeah. Plain."
Clerk : (holding a wheat roll) "What size?"
Me : "That's on white, please. Large."
Clerk : (cutting off a small piece of the wheat roll) "Ok."
Me : "Uhhh...I want that on white. End piece if you got it. And a large."
Clerk : "Oh...yeah...sorry. What size?"
Me : "Large."
Clerk : (grabbing a white roll -- with an uncut end still attached) "Ok."
Me : "End piece is preferred."
Clerk : (cutting off a small piece from the roll which is just barely long enough to qualify for a large sandwich, resulting in two pieces of the roll: a small-sized piece and a piece that is only about half as long as the small size although it is the end piece of the original whole roll) "Hmm."
Me : "That's large, please. Large."
Clerk : "Huh?"
Me : "I want a large number three."
Clerk : "Oh...yeah...sorry." (looks at the two pieces of bread on the counter in front of him, confused) "You said you wanted an end piece?"
Me : "Yeah. End piece is OK. Not required. Picky teenage daughter."
Clerk : (horizontally slices the smaller-than-small-sized piece of white roll -- the piece that has the end on it) "Ok."
Me : "Uh. Excuse me. I want a large number three."
Clerk : "I thought you wanted the end piece."
Me : "I want a large number three. Plain. The end piece is OK, but it is not required."
Clerk : (continues to make the sandwich on the less-than-small-sized end piece) "Ok."
Me : "Uh. Excuse me again. That's a large number three, please."
Clerk : "I thought you wanted the end piece."
Me : "I want a large number three, plain. Forget about the end piece, OK?"
Clerk : "What do I do with this?"
Me : "What do you do with what?"
Clerk : "What do I do with this end piece?"
Me : "Push it aside. Get a fresh roll of white bread, OK? I want a LARGE number three."
Clerk : "Oh...yeah."
Me: "Picky teenage daughter. She has to have a large, plain sandwich."
Clerk : (cuts off a large sized piece from a fresh, whole white roll) "That's a large, right?"
Me : "Yes. Large. You got it."
Clerk : "Number three?"
Me : "Yeah. Plain."
Clerk: "What kind of cheese?"
Me : "That's plain."
Clerk : "What kind of cheese do you want on it?"
Me : "I want it plain, please."
Clerk : "What is that?"
Me : "What is what?"
Clerk : "What is plain?"
Me : "I want a large number three, plain."
Clerk : "What do you mean, plain?"
Me : "Yes, plain."
Clerk : "What do you mean, plain?"
Me : "Just a number three. Plain. Absolutely plain."
Clerk : "I dunno know what you mean."
Me : "I want a large number three, absolutely plain."
Clerk : "I don't think we have that."
Me : "You can't make a plain sandwich? I order them here all the time!"
Clerk : "What do you mean, plain? We don't have plains."
Note that, at this point, the other customers at the counter are visibly amused, one even chuckling out loud. I look at them, and get "What a moron!" looks from them, so I know it's not just me. The other clerks appear curious about why a customer is raising his voice, but they still appear unaware that anything odd is going on.
Me : "I want a LARGE number THREE, absolutely PLAIN. Can you make one of those for me?"
Clerk : (visibly irritated) "I dunno. What do you mean, plain?"
Me : "PLAIN! Nothing on it!"
Clerk : "Nothing? Just the bread?"
Me : "No. Just a plain number three. Nothing on it at all. No--"
Clerk : (interrupting) "What kind of cheese?"
Me : "No cheese at all! Plain!"
Clerk : (walks away from his station and talks to the manager) "I can't do this."
Manager : "What's wrong?"
Clerk : "He won't tell me what kind of cheese he wants."
Me : "Can I speak to a manager?"
Manager: "Is there a problem?"
Me : "I'm just trying to get a sandwich made."
Clerk : "He keeps talking about some kind of airplane or something."
Manager: "Airplane? What's his order?"
Clerk : "A large number three airplane...or plane...I dunno what he wants me to do."
Manager: "What did you order?"
Me : "I'd like a number three, plain, on white, preferrably an end piece...no cheese. BBQ potato chips. To go."
Manager: "What was the problem?"
Me : "I have no idea, but it appears from what he said to you that he doesn't know what the word 'plain' means."
Manager : "Well, we'll get you taken care of."
I am English and drink hot tea as opposed to coffee. My husband and I visited a fast food restaurant in America, and I asked a waitress if they had any hot tea.
Me: "Do you have hot tea?"
Her: "Well, it is not very warm...but...."
Me: "No I mean do you have hot water and a tea bag?"
Her: "Yes."
Me: "So you can make me hot tea."
Her: "Well I can put a cup of iced tea in the microwave for you."
Me: "No, just give me a cup of hot water and a tea bag, and I will make my own."
Her: "Do you want ice in the cup?"
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Once when I went to McDonald's, I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets.
"We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter.
"You don't?" I replied.
"We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply.
"So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?"
"That's right."
So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets.
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I overheard the following conversation at a Friendly's restaurant:
Girl: "Boy, I'm really parched."
Boy: "Yeah, I'm full too!"
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A pizza-and-sub takeout recently opened near me. When I got the menu, I decided that I would try the hamburger sub that was listed, so I called.
Me: "I'd like to place an order for pickup."
Him: "Certainly, sir. What would you like to have?"
Me: "I'd like the hamburger sub, please."
Him: "Excuse me, the HAMburger sub?"
Me: "Yes."
Him: "I'm sorry, but we don't have HAMburger."
Me: "It's right here on the menu."
Him: "We don't have HAMburger."
This went on a few times, until finally I asked for a cheeseburger sub without the cheese. He was happy to sell me that.
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I used to work at an Arby's. In the two years I worked there, the dumbest customer by far has been one that apparently never succeeded at first grade math.
Me: "That will be $12.69, please."
Him: "Ok. Here you go."
He handed me a $10 bill. Thinking that this was just a mistake, that maybe he meant to give me a $20,
I said:
Me: "This is a $10 bill."
Him: "Yeah, I know."
Me: "The total is $12.69."
Him: "I gave you a 10. That's enough."
Me: "I need $2.69 more. The total is $12.69."
Him: (annoyed) "It's all there! I gave you a 10!"
Me: "No. I need $2.69 more."
Him: "I gave you a 10!"
Me: "I know. The total is $12.69! I need another $2.69!"
This situation kept on going for a good four or five minutes, when something really wrong happened. I just had him on the verge of giving me a $50 bill, when a manager changed the price to make it less than $10. After I told the customer that, he said:
Him: "Darn kids don't know how to do math these days."
I suppose the moral of the story is act dumb, even if you aren't, and rewards will follow.
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One day, this lady brought in an Arby-Q sandwich because she didn't like it and she wanted her money back. That would be fine if it weren't for the fact that my Arby's stopped selling those a month ago, and that the sandwich was black and moldy. It was one of the grossest things I have ever seen in my life.
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Me: "I'd like a small coffee shake and nothing else."
Clerk: "Anything else?"
Me: "Uh...a cup?"
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This happened at a local fried chicken shack.
Customer: "I'll have a half dozen chicken nuggets."
Waitress: "I'm sorry, we don't have a half dozen. You can only order six, nine, or twelve."
Customer: "Well, ok, I'll have six then."
This has happened to me with two different people now.
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I had a craving for french fries one day, so I pulled up to the drive-thru of McDonald's.
Me: "I'd like a large french fries please."
Clerk: "Would you like fries with that?"
I got sort of confused at this one and told him no. He told me to pull ahead, so I did, and then he asked me why I was sitting there.
Clerk: "I thought you didn't want fries."
Me: "No, I ordered a large french fries."
Clerk: "Ok. Do you want fries with that?"
Since saying no the last time had gotten me nothing, I figured I'd better say yes this time.
He gave me two large fries.
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I went to a McDonald's in New York. My girlfriend and I didn't know what we wanted ahead of time, but when we got there we saw a sign for a special: "2 Big Macs, 2 large fries, and 2 drinks for $7.99."
Me: "Can I have the 2 Big Macs, 2 large fries special?"
Clerk: "Excuse me?"
Me: "Can I have the special on the sign up there?" (pointing to the sign)
Clerk: "What special?"
Me: "The 2 Big Macs special."
Clerk: "That's not a special. You just order 2 Big Macs and 2 fries and 2 drinks."
Me: "Will it cost $7.99?"
Clerk: "I don't know. Let me see."
She rung up the order, and it came to around $12.
Clerk: "That is how much it costs."
Me: "Then why does the sign say $7.99?"
Clerk: "I don't know what you are talking about."
Me: "The sign up there." (pointing to the sign again)
Clerk: "Let me get the manager."
The manager came over, and I was convinced I would be eating shortly.
Manager: "Can I help you?"
Me: "I just want to order the special that it see on the sign up there."
Manager: "There is no special at this time."
Me: "Then why does the sign say there is?"
Manager: "I don't know about that, but you can order two value meals and get the same thing."
Me: "But that will cost more than $7.99."
Manager: "That's right."
Me: "But what I want is what is on the sign up there." (pointing to the sign again)
The manager read the sign out loud, very slowly.
Manager: "The sign is wrong."
Me: "Well, if you are the manager, why don't you take it down?"
Manager: (angrily) "Excuse me?"
Me: "You are the manager, and you have signs in here that are wrong. You should take them down."
Manager: "Sir, why don't you leave my store."
Me: "What?"
Manager: "Leave my store before something happens."
Me: "What is going to happen?"
Manager: "Just get out of here."
We left, walked about five blocks to the next McDonald's. I ordered the same special without a problem.
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When I was in college, a couple of my friends and I went to a small town restaurant for a bite to eat one evening. I was in the mood for a ham and cheese omelette. Looking at the menu, there was a ham omelette listed and a cheese omelette listed, but no combination. So when the waitress came for the order, I asked about the combination.
Me: "I'd like a ham AND cheese omelette, please."
Her: "I...don't know. I'll have to ask the chef."
Me: "Uh...ok."
She left and returned a minute later.
Her: "The chef says he'll have to put eggs in it to hold it together!"
Me: (blank stare) "...Well, if he HAS to put eggs in it, that'll be ok!"
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I used to work at a Subway restaurant, and I found this happening quite often:
Me: "How can I help you?"
Customer: "I'd like a Club with everything."
So I start putting cheese on the bread.
Customer: "No cheese."
Me: "Ok."
So I start putting vegetables on the bread.
Customer: "No lettuce or pickles."
Me: "Ok."
Customer: "No olives."
Me: "Everything, right?"
Customer: "Yes."
Me: "Everything?"
Customer: "Everything."
Me: "Ok."
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Whenever I go to my local Subway, I find I constantly get either ingredients on my sub I didn't ask for, or a sub missing some ingredients I did ask for. I'm not that picky, so one day when I was in a rush I asked for a 6-inch meat-lovers with everything.
Clerk: "Do you want lettuce?"
Me: "Yeah, everything please."
Clerk: "Cheese?"
Me: "Yes, just put everything on it please."
Clerk: "Pickles?"
Me: "Yes, everything, the works, please."
This went on for every ingredient, getting more annoying with each step, until we reached the salt and pepper.
Clerk: "Salt?"
Me: (wanting to get going) "No, that's ok."
Salt goes on anyway.
Clerk: "Pepper?"
Me: "Yeah."
No pepper.
Finally the sub's rung up, and I rush out of the store. Half an hour later, start eating the sub and notice there's no meat on my meat-lover sub.
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The scene is a mostly takeout sandwich shop kind of like Subway. Your order is taken at the counter, and the sandwich is made while you watch. It is difficult for an order to get messed up unless neither party is paying attention. While I admit that from time to time I mumble, and, having been raised in the South, my drawl is not understandable by some, I generally have no trouble communicating with the vast majority of people that I speak with.
So you can imagine my surprise and consternation when, one afternoon:
Me :"I'd like a plain number three, white, end piece preferred, no cheese. And BBQ chips. To go."
Clerk : (grabs a wheat roll) "Number three?"
Me : "Yeah. Plain."
Clerk : (holding a wheat roll) "What size?"
Me : "That's on white, please. Large."
Clerk : (cutting off a small piece of the wheat roll) "Ok."
Me : "Uhhh...I want that on white. End piece if you got it. And a large."
Clerk : "Oh...yeah...sorry. What size?"
Me : "Large."
Clerk : (grabbing a white roll -- with an uncut end still attached) "Ok."
Me : "End piece is preferred."
Clerk : (cutting off a small piece from the roll which is just barely long enough to qualify for a large sandwich, resulting in two pieces of the roll: a small-sized piece and a piece that is only about half as long as the small size although it is the end piece of the original whole roll) "Hmm."
Me : "That's large, please. Large."
Clerk : "Huh?"
Me : "I want a large number three."
Clerk : "Oh...yeah...sorry." (looks at the two pieces of bread on the counter in front of him, confused) "You said you wanted an end piece?"
Me : "Yeah. End piece is OK. Not required. Picky teenage daughter."
Clerk : (horizontally slices the smaller-than-small-sized piece of white roll -- the piece that has the end on it) "Ok."
Me : "Uh. Excuse me. I want a large number three."
Clerk : "I thought you wanted the end piece."
Me : "I want a large number three. Plain. The end piece is OK, but it is not required."
Clerk : (continues to make the sandwich on the less-than-small-sized end piece) "Ok."
Me : "Uh. Excuse me again. That's a large number three, please."
Clerk : "I thought you wanted the end piece."
Me : "I want a large number three, plain. Forget about the end piece, OK?"
Clerk : "What do I do with this?"
Me : "What do you do with what?"
Clerk : "What do I do with this end piece?"
Me : "Push it aside. Get a fresh roll of white bread, OK? I want a LARGE number three."
Clerk : "Oh...yeah."
Me: "Picky teenage daughter. She has to have a large, plain sandwich."
Clerk : (cuts off a large sized piece from a fresh, whole white roll) "That's a large, right?"
Me : "Yes. Large. You got it."
Clerk : "Number three?"
Me : "Yeah. Plain."
Clerk: "What kind of cheese?"
Me : "That's plain."
Clerk : "What kind of cheese do you want on it?"
Me : "I want it plain, please."
Clerk : "What is that?"
Me : "What is what?"
Clerk : "What is plain?"
Me : "I want a large number three, plain."
Clerk : "What do you mean, plain?"
Me : "Yes, plain."
Clerk : "What do you mean, plain?"
Me : "Just a number three. Plain. Absolutely plain."
Clerk : "I dunno know what you mean."
Me : "I want a large number three, absolutely plain."
Clerk : "I don't think we have that."
Me : "You can't make a plain sandwich? I order them here all the time!"
Clerk : "What do you mean, plain? We don't have plains."
Note that, at this point, the other customers at the counter are visibly amused, one even chuckling out loud. I look at them, and get "What a moron!" looks from them, so I know it's not just me. The other clerks appear curious about why a customer is raising his voice, but they still appear unaware that anything odd is going on.
Me : "I want a LARGE number THREE, absolutely PLAIN. Can you make one of those for me?"
Clerk : (visibly irritated) "I dunno. What do you mean, plain?"
Me : "PLAIN! Nothing on it!"
Clerk : "Nothing? Just the bread?"
Me : "No. Just a plain number three. Nothing on it at all. No--"
Clerk : (interrupting) "What kind of cheese?"
Me : "No cheese at all! Plain!"
Clerk : (walks away from his station and talks to the manager) "I can't do this."
Manager : "What's wrong?"
Clerk : "He won't tell me what kind of cheese he wants."
Me : "Can I speak to a manager?"
Manager: "Is there a problem?"
Me : "I'm just trying to get a sandwich made."
Clerk : "He keeps talking about some kind of airplane or something."
Manager: "Airplane? What's his order?"
Clerk : "A large number three airplane...or plane...I dunno what he wants me to do."
Manager: "What did you order?"
Me : "I'd like a number three, plain, on white, preferrably an end piece...no cheese. BBQ potato chips. To go."
Manager: "What was the problem?"
Me : "I have no idea, but it appears from what he said to you that he doesn't know what the word 'plain' means."
Manager : "Well, we'll get you taken care of."
Wednesday, August 29, 2007
Sick Guys that has no patriotism in his mind.
Di bawah ini adalah terjemahan lagu Negarakuku oleh NameWee yang di hantarkan ke internet.
ILoveMyCountry -
Negarakuku
Negaraku
Negarakuku
NegarakuNegarakuku
Negaraku
Negarakuku
Aku cinta negaraku,
Hanya bila ada negara,
Ada tanah air ku
Hanya bila ada tanah air ku,
Di sini aku berdiri di sini
Nyanyikan lagu ini untuk kau dengan lantangnya,
Janganlah kau takut
Walaupun aku selalu menggunakan perkataan-perkataan kesat dalam laguku
Tetapi lagu aku hanya seperti durian,
berserta duri-duri
Hanya apabila kau berani membukanya,
untuk melihat kebenaran nyata di dalam
Ia boleh berbau seperti tahi,
ataupun berbau sangat elok
Hanya bergantung kepada jenis hidung yang kau ada
Polis kami mempunyai nama lain yang dipanggil MATA
Kerana mata-mata mereka sangat tajam
Apabila tahun baru semakin hampir,
mereka seolah-olah sangat bekerja keras
Mereka akan mengeluarkan pen-pen,
tetapi mereka tidak membuka tiket kepadamu
Kerana mereka terlalu dahaga dan mereka perlu minum TEH
Dan juga kopi O, mahukan gula lebih?
Kalau ditambah lagi gula,
mereka akan tersenyum kegembiraan denganmu
Mereka akan katakan TATA
kepadamu bila kau mahu beredar
Negaraku
Tanah tumpahnya darahku
Rakyat hidupBersatu dan maju
Fenomena seumpama ini tidak perlu dipertingkatkan lagi
TIDAK perlu untuk pertingkatkan kerjasama antara polis dan rakyat
Perhubungan tidak akan berubah dengan secawan kopi
Aku sangat gemarkannya
Sekurang-kurangnya aku tidak akan dapat tiket saman bila aku balik rumah
Kalau berlaku,
bapaku mesti berang dengan aku
Aku mesti kena hamun,
tak de kereta untuk aku
Kurang asam, apa yang aku boleh buat waktu macam ni?
Macammana aku nak BERGEMBIRA tanpa kereta?
Macammana aku nak beromen tanpa kereta?
Macammana aku nak cari awek tanpa kereta?
Aku sangat cintakan negara ini
Waktu subuh pukul 5 pagi
Ada seruan azan untuk kejutkan aku
Kadangkala ada lagu sekali
Sama macam nyanyi lagu cinta
Kadang-kala suaranya diubah jadi macam gaya RnB
Walaupun kadang-kala mereka menyanyi sampai jadi sumbang
Atau kadang-kala mereka menyanyi sampai serak
Sesetengah suara mereka sama macam kokokan ayam jantan,
tetapi mereka lebih awal dari ayam jantan
Hanya dengannya, kami akan dikejutkan untuk pergi ke sekolah atau kerja
Tolong jangan salahkan kerajaan hanya ambil kisah tentang orang bumiputra
Tolong jangan salahkan kerajaan kerana tidak adil dengan kami
Ini semua tunjukkan kami orang cina tidak takut kerja keras
Ini semua hanya berikan kami cara untuk cari jalan keluar
Jangan terperanjat dengan keadilan mereka
Ini hanya tunjukkan kami adalah cemerlang
Hanya kanak-kanak kecil yang belum lagi dikotorkan tahu apa itu kemerdekaan
Kalau tidak, kau nampak beberapa orang lain masih lagi perlukan pengasuh kanak-kanak
Rahmat bahagia
Tuhan kurniakan
Raja kitaSelamat bertakhta
Rahmat bahagia
Tuhan kurniakan
Raja kita
Selamat bertakhta
Orang-orang yang di dalam kerajaan,
mereka lagilah cerdik
Apa jua kerja mereka buat,
mereka boleh buat dengan perlahan-lahan
Sedangkan orang-orang yang beratur pun akan tengking pada mereka
Mereka terus berasa selesa sepertimana yang mereka suka
Kadangkala mereka sampai bawak keluar kek mereka
Mereka makan kek nyonya mereka,
anda semua boleh terus beratur
Meskipun kalau kau benar-benar tengking mereka
Ia masih lagi ok,
kerana pengawal keselamatan tidur di sebelah dan dia tidak akan kesah tentang kau
Mereka tutup kepala mereka,
lintas jalan dengan perlahan
Kau perlu benarkan dia melintas dan berhati
Yang paling penting untuk hidup dengan gembira,
untuk hidup dengan selesa
Jangan jadi macam orang cina setiap hari sibuk dan penat gila
Kita amat disanjungi sikap sebegini
Inilah gaya hidup mereka, cara hidup mereka(sikap sikap)
Aku masih lagi cakapkan perkataan baik-baik dalam lagu ini
Aku percaya mereka yang bencikan aku mesti tengah bergembira sekarang ini
Dunia ini sangat damai,
dunia ini penuh dengan harapan
Tiada siapa yang tercedera,
semuanya berjalan dengan lancar
Kau sangat suci, kau sangat pelembut
Tahi itu bau sangat wangi,
tiada perkataan-perkataan kesat
Kau semua sangat berdarjat tinggi,
setiap hari menikmati percintaan
Mendengar GuangLiang PinGuan (penyanyi popular malaysia)
Tetapi mereka telah lari ke Taiwan
Pelajar-pelajar sekolah Cina,
selepas habis belajar
Sangat susah nak masuk ke universiti tempatan
Sebenarnya kitorang tak perlu dihasut oleh mereka
Kerana ini salah satu daripada pelan besar kerajaan
Mereka mahu kami pergi ke luar negara untuk mengejar cita-cita kami
Kemudian balik semula untuk menyumbang kepada negara
Rancangan ini memang sangat bagus sampaikan aku tak boleh nak cakap apa-apa
Di setiap pelusuk dunia sekarang ini boleh cari anak-anak Malaysia
Seolah-olah kami lari dari suatu tempat, sangat shiok (?)
Malaysia sedang mempromosikan tahun melawat Malaysia 2007
Tradisi cina dipromosikan di mana-mana
Tetapi kerajaan tidak pedulikan pun pelajar-pelajar sekolah cina
Semua sijil-sijil kami dibuangkan ke dalam longkang
Serupa macam aku, aku pergi ke Taiwan selepas habis belajar
Aku telah belajar sesuatu dan sedang bersedia untuk kembali dan membantu negaraku
Aku sekarang sedang berdiri di tepi jalan di Taipei,
bersama dengan gitarku
Tetapi di dalam hatiku aku masih lagi menyanyi
Rahmat bahagia
Tuhan kurniakan
Raja kita
Selamat bertakhta
Tolong jangan saman aku
Aku takde duit"
ILoveMyCountry -
Negarakuku
Negaraku
Negarakuku
NegarakuNegarakuku
Negaraku
Negarakuku
Aku cinta negaraku,
Hanya bila ada negara,
Ada tanah air ku
Hanya bila ada tanah air ku,
Di sini aku berdiri di sini
Nyanyikan lagu ini untuk kau dengan lantangnya,
Janganlah kau takut
Walaupun aku selalu menggunakan perkataan-perkataan kesat dalam laguku
Tetapi lagu aku hanya seperti durian,
berserta duri-duri
Hanya apabila kau berani membukanya,
untuk melihat kebenaran nyata di dalam
Ia boleh berbau seperti tahi,
ataupun berbau sangat elok
Hanya bergantung kepada jenis hidung yang kau ada
Polis kami mempunyai nama lain yang dipanggil MATA
Kerana mata-mata mereka sangat tajam
Apabila tahun baru semakin hampir,
mereka seolah-olah sangat bekerja keras
Mereka akan mengeluarkan pen-pen,
tetapi mereka tidak membuka tiket kepadamu
Kerana mereka terlalu dahaga dan mereka perlu minum TEH
Dan juga kopi O, mahukan gula lebih?
Kalau ditambah lagi gula,
mereka akan tersenyum kegembiraan denganmu
Mereka akan katakan TATA
kepadamu bila kau mahu beredar
Negaraku
Tanah tumpahnya darahku
Rakyat hidupBersatu dan maju
Fenomena seumpama ini tidak perlu dipertingkatkan lagi
TIDAK perlu untuk pertingkatkan kerjasama antara polis dan rakyat
Perhubungan tidak akan berubah dengan secawan kopi
Aku sangat gemarkannya
Sekurang-kurangnya aku tidak akan dapat tiket saman bila aku balik rumah
Kalau berlaku,
bapaku mesti berang dengan aku
Aku mesti kena hamun,
tak de kereta untuk aku
Kurang asam, apa yang aku boleh buat waktu macam ni?
Macammana aku nak BERGEMBIRA tanpa kereta?
Macammana aku nak beromen tanpa kereta?
Macammana aku nak cari awek tanpa kereta?
Aku sangat cintakan negara ini
Waktu subuh pukul 5 pagi
Ada seruan azan untuk kejutkan aku
Kadangkala ada lagu sekali
Sama macam nyanyi lagu cinta
Kadang-kala suaranya diubah jadi macam gaya RnB
Walaupun kadang-kala mereka menyanyi sampai jadi sumbang
Atau kadang-kala mereka menyanyi sampai serak
Sesetengah suara mereka sama macam kokokan ayam jantan,
tetapi mereka lebih awal dari ayam jantan
Hanya dengannya, kami akan dikejutkan untuk pergi ke sekolah atau kerja
Tolong jangan salahkan kerajaan hanya ambil kisah tentang orang bumiputra
Tolong jangan salahkan kerajaan kerana tidak adil dengan kami
Ini semua tunjukkan kami orang cina tidak takut kerja keras
Ini semua hanya berikan kami cara untuk cari jalan keluar
Jangan terperanjat dengan keadilan mereka
Ini hanya tunjukkan kami adalah cemerlang
Hanya kanak-kanak kecil yang belum lagi dikotorkan tahu apa itu kemerdekaan
Kalau tidak, kau nampak beberapa orang lain masih lagi perlukan pengasuh kanak-kanak
Rahmat bahagia
Tuhan kurniakan
Raja kitaSelamat bertakhta
Rahmat bahagia
Tuhan kurniakan
Raja kita
Selamat bertakhta
Orang-orang yang di dalam kerajaan,
mereka lagilah cerdik
Apa jua kerja mereka buat,
mereka boleh buat dengan perlahan-lahan
Sedangkan orang-orang yang beratur pun akan tengking pada mereka
Mereka terus berasa selesa sepertimana yang mereka suka
Kadangkala mereka sampai bawak keluar kek mereka
Mereka makan kek nyonya mereka,
anda semua boleh terus beratur
Meskipun kalau kau benar-benar tengking mereka
Ia masih lagi ok,
kerana pengawal keselamatan tidur di sebelah dan dia tidak akan kesah tentang kau
Mereka tutup kepala mereka,
lintas jalan dengan perlahan
Kau perlu benarkan dia melintas dan berhati
Yang paling penting untuk hidup dengan gembira,
untuk hidup dengan selesa
Jangan jadi macam orang cina setiap hari sibuk dan penat gila
Kita amat disanjungi sikap sebegini
Inilah gaya hidup mereka, cara hidup mereka(sikap sikap)
Aku masih lagi cakapkan perkataan baik-baik dalam lagu ini
Aku percaya mereka yang bencikan aku mesti tengah bergembira sekarang ini
Dunia ini sangat damai,
dunia ini penuh dengan harapan
Tiada siapa yang tercedera,
semuanya berjalan dengan lancar
Kau sangat suci, kau sangat pelembut
Tahi itu bau sangat wangi,
tiada perkataan-perkataan kesat
Kau semua sangat berdarjat tinggi,
setiap hari menikmati percintaan
Mendengar GuangLiang PinGuan (penyanyi popular malaysia)
Tetapi mereka telah lari ke Taiwan
Pelajar-pelajar sekolah Cina,
selepas habis belajar
Sangat susah nak masuk ke universiti tempatan
Sebenarnya kitorang tak perlu dihasut oleh mereka
Kerana ini salah satu daripada pelan besar kerajaan
Mereka mahu kami pergi ke luar negara untuk mengejar cita-cita kami
Kemudian balik semula untuk menyumbang kepada negara
Rancangan ini memang sangat bagus sampaikan aku tak boleh nak cakap apa-apa
Di setiap pelusuk dunia sekarang ini boleh cari anak-anak Malaysia
Seolah-olah kami lari dari suatu tempat, sangat shiok (?)
Malaysia sedang mempromosikan tahun melawat Malaysia 2007
Tradisi cina dipromosikan di mana-mana
Tetapi kerajaan tidak pedulikan pun pelajar-pelajar sekolah cina
Semua sijil-sijil kami dibuangkan ke dalam longkang
Serupa macam aku, aku pergi ke Taiwan selepas habis belajar
Aku telah belajar sesuatu dan sedang bersedia untuk kembali dan membantu negaraku
Aku sekarang sedang berdiri di tepi jalan di Taipei,
bersama dengan gitarku
Tetapi di dalam hatiku aku masih lagi menyanyi
Rahmat bahagia
Tuhan kurniakan
Raja kita
Selamat bertakhta
Tolong jangan saman aku
Aku takde duit"
Ashraf Sinclair dan Bunga Citra Lestari...
Malaysian Clark kent may has found his Louis Lane.nothing much bout this lovebirds..
Makna Bacaan Dalam Sembahyang
Takbiratul-Ihram & Takbir
Allah Maha Besar.
Doa Iftitah
Allah Maha Besar dan segala puji bagi Allah dengan banyaknya.
Maha suci Allah sepanjang pagi dan petang.
Aku hadapkan wajahku bagi Tuhan yang mencipta langit dan bumi,dengan suasana lurus dan berserah diri dan aku bukan dari golongan orang musyrik.
Sesungguhnya solatku,ibadatku,hidupku,matikuadalah untuk Allah Tuhan sekelian alam.
Tidak ada sekutu bagiNya dan kepadaku diperintahkan untuk tidakmenyekutukan bagiNya dan aku dari golongan orang Islam.
Al-Fatihah
Dengan nama Allah yang maha Pemurah lagi maha Mengasihani.
Segala puji bagi Allah, Tuhan semesta alam.
Yang maha pemurah lagi maha mengasihani.
Yang menguasai hari pembalasan.
Hanya Engkaulah yang kami sembah dan hanya kepada Engkau kami mohon pertolongan.
Tunjukilah kami jalan yang lurus.
Iaitu jalan orang-orang yang Engkau kurniakan nikmat kepada mereka, bukan jalan mereka yang Engkau murkai dan bukan jalan mereka yang sesat.
Bacaan ketika rukuk
Maha Suci TuhanKu Yang Maha Mulia dan dengan segala puji-pujiannya.
Bacaan ketika bangun dari rukuk
Allah mendengar pujian orang yang memujinya.
Bacaan ketika iktidal
Wahai Tuhan kami, bagi Engkaulah segala pujian.
Bacaan ketika sujud
Maha suci TuhanKu yang Maha Tinggi dan dengan segala puji-pujiannya.
Bacaan ketika duduk di antara dua sujud
Ya Allah,
ampunilah daku,
Rahmatilah daku,
kayakan daku,
angkatlah darjatku,
rezekikan daku,
berilah aku hidayah,
sihatkanlah daku dan maafkanlah akan daku.
Bacaan ketika Tahiyat Awal
Segala penghormatan yang berkat solat yang baik adalah untuk Allah.
Sejahtera atas engkau wahai Nabi dan rahmat Allah serta keberkatannya.
Sejahtera ke atas kami dan atas hamba-hamba Allah yang soleh.
Aku naik saksi bahawa tiada Tuhan melainkan Allah dan aku naik saksi bahawasanya Muhammad itu adalah pesuruh Allah.
Ya Tuhan kami, selawatkanlah ke atas Nabi Muhammad.
Bacaan ketika Tahiyat Akhir
Segala penghormatan yang berkat solat yang baik adalah untuk Allah.
Sejahtera atas engkau wahai Nabi dan rahmat Allah serta keberkatannya.
Sejahtera ke atas kami dan atas hamba-hamba Allah yang soleh.
Aku naik saksi bahawa tiada Tuhan melainkan Allah dan aku naik saksi bahawasanya Muhammad itu adalah pesuruh Allah.
Ya Tuhan kami, selawatkanlah ke atas Nabi Muhammad dan ke atas keluarganya.
Sebagaimana Engkau selawatkan ke atas Ibrahim dan atas keluarga Ibrahim.
Berkatilah ke atas Muhammad dan atas keluarganya sebagaimana Engkau berkati ke atas Ibrahim dan atas keluarga Ibrahim di dalam alam ini.
Sesungguhnya Engkau Maha Terpuji lagi Maha Agung.
Doa Qunut
Ya Allah, berilah aku petunjuk sebagaimana orang-orang yang telah Engkau tunjuki.
Sejahterakanlah aku sebagaimana orang-orang yang telah Engkau sejahterakan.
Pimpinlah aku sebagaimana orang-orang yang telah Engkau pimpin.
Berkatilah hendaknya untukku apa-pa yang telah Engkau berikan padaku.
Jauhkanlah aku daripada segala kejahatan yang telah Engkau tetapkan.
Sesungguhnya hanya Engkau sahajalah yang menetapkan, dan tidak sesiapapun yang berkuasa menetapkan sesuatu selain daripada Engkau.
Sesungguhnya tidak terhina orang yang memperolehi pimpinanMu.
Dan tidak mulia orang-orang yang Engkau musuhi.
Telah memberi berkat Engkau, ya Tuhan kami dan maha tinggi Engkau.
Hanya untuk Engkau sahajalah segala macam puji terhadap apa-apa yang telah Engkau tetapkan.
Dan aku minta ampun dan bertaubat kepada Engkau.
Dan Allah rahmatilah Muhammad, Nabi yang ummi dan sejahtera keatas keluarganya dan sahabat-sahabatnya.
"wahai tuhan ku tak layak kesyurgamu ...namun tak pula aku sanggupkeNerakamu....kami lah hamba yang mengharap belas darimu ..."ya allahjadikan lah kami hamba2 mu yang bertaqwa..ampunkan dosa2 kami .keduaibubapa kami .dosa semua umat2 islam yang masih hidup mahupun yang telah meninggaldunia"
Allah Maha Besar.
Doa Iftitah
Allah Maha Besar dan segala puji bagi Allah dengan banyaknya.
Maha suci Allah sepanjang pagi dan petang.
Aku hadapkan wajahku bagi Tuhan yang mencipta langit dan bumi,dengan suasana lurus dan berserah diri dan aku bukan dari golongan orang musyrik.
Sesungguhnya solatku,ibadatku,hidupku,matikuadalah untuk Allah Tuhan sekelian alam.
Tidak ada sekutu bagiNya dan kepadaku diperintahkan untuk tidakmenyekutukan bagiNya dan aku dari golongan orang Islam.
Al-Fatihah
Dengan nama Allah yang maha Pemurah lagi maha Mengasihani.
Segala puji bagi Allah, Tuhan semesta alam.
Yang maha pemurah lagi maha mengasihani.
Yang menguasai hari pembalasan.
Hanya Engkaulah yang kami sembah dan hanya kepada Engkau kami mohon pertolongan.
Tunjukilah kami jalan yang lurus.
Iaitu jalan orang-orang yang Engkau kurniakan nikmat kepada mereka, bukan jalan mereka yang Engkau murkai dan bukan jalan mereka yang sesat.
Bacaan ketika rukuk
Maha Suci TuhanKu Yang Maha Mulia dan dengan segala puji-pujiannya.
Bacaan ketika bangun dari rukuk
Allah mendengar pujian orang yang memujinya.
Bacaan ketika iktidal
Wahai Tuhan kami, bagi Engkaulah segala pujian.
Bacaan ketika sujud
Maha suci TuhanKu yang Maha Tinggi dan dengan segala puji-pujiannya.
Bacaan ketika duduk di antara dua sujud
Ya Allah,
ampunilah daku,
Rahmatilah daku,
kayakan daku,
angkatlah darjatku,
rezekikan daku,
berilah aku hidayah,
sihatkanlah daku dan maafkanlah akan daku.
Bacaan ketika Tahiyat Awal
Segala penghormatan yang berkat solat yang baik adalah untuk Allah.
Sejahtera atas engkau wahai Nabi dan rahmat Allah serta keberkatannya.
Sejahtera ke atas kami dan atas hamba-hamba Allah yang soleh.
Aku naik saksi bahawa tiada Tuhan melainkan Allah dan aku naik saksi bahawasanya Muhammad itu adalah pesuruh Allah.
Ya Tuhan kami, selawatkanlah ke atas Nabi Muhammad.
Bacaan ketika Tahiyat Akhir
Segala penghormatan yang berkat solat yang baik adalah untuk Allah.
Sejahtera atas engkau wahai Nabi dan rahmat Allah serta keberkatannya.
Sejahtera ke atas kami dan atas hamba-hamba Allah yang soleh.
Aku naik saksi bahawa tiada Tuhan melainkan Allah dan aku naik saksi bahawasanya Muhammad itu adalah pesuruh Allah.
Ya Tuhan kami, selawatkanlah ke atas Nabi Muhammad dan ke atas keluarganya.
Sebagaimana Engkau selawatkan ke atas Ibrahim dan atas keluarga Ibrahim.
Berkatilah ke atas Muhammad dan atas keluarganya sebagaimana Engkau berkati ke atas Ibrahim dan atas keluarga Ibrahim di dalam alam ini.
Sesungguhnya Engkau Maha Terpuji lagi Maha Agung.
Doa Qunut
Ya Allah, berilah aku petunjuk sebagaimana orang-orang yang telah Engkau tunjuki.
Sejahterakanlah aku sebagaimana orang-orang yang telah Engkau sejahterakan.
Pimpinlah aku sebagaimana orang-orang yang telah Engkau pimpin.
Berkatilah hendaknya untukku apa-pa yang telah Engkau berikan padaku.
Jauhkanlah aku daripada segala kejahatan yang telah Engkau tetapkan.
Sesungguhnya hanya Engkau sahajalah yang menetapkan, dan tidak sesiapapun yang berkuasa menetapkan sesuatu selain daripada Engkau.
Sesungguhnya tidak terhina orang yang memperolehi pimpinanMu.
Dan tidak mulia orang-orang yang Engkau musuhi.
Telah memberi berkat Engkau, ya Tuhan kami dan maha tinggi Engkau.
Hanya untuk Engkau sahajalah segala macam puji terhadap apa-apa yang telah Engkau tetapkan.
Dan aku minta ampun dan bertaubat kepada Engkau.
Dan Allah rahmatilah Muhammad, Nabi yang ummi dan sejahtera keatas keluarganya dan sahabat-sahabatnya.
"wahai tuhan ku tak layak kesyurgamu ...namun tak pula aku sanggupkeNerakamu....kami lah hamba yang mengharap belas darimu ..."ya allahjadikan lah kami hamba2 mu yang bertaqwa..ampunkan dosa2 kami .keduaibubapa kami .dosa semua umat2 islam yang masih hidup mahupun yang telah meninggaldunia"
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